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-
- abbrev: /*-breev'/, /*-brev'/ n. Common abbreviation for
- `abbreviation'.
-
- ABEND: [ABnormal END] /ah'bend/, /*-bend'/ n. Abnormal
- termination (of software); {crash}; {lossage}. Derives from an
- error message on the IBM 360; used jokingly by hackers but
- seriously mainly by {code grinder}s. Usually capitalized, but may
- appear as `abend'. Hackers will try to persuade you that ABEND is
- called `abend' because it is what system operators do to the
- machine late on Friday when they want to call it a day, and hence
- is from the German `Abend' = `Evening'.
-
- accumulator: n. 1. Archaic term for a register. On-line use of it
- as a synonym for `register' is a fairly reliable indication that
- the user has been around for quite a while and/or that the
- architecture under discussion is quite old. The term in full is
- almost never used of microprocessor registers, for example, though
- symbolic names for arithmetic registers beginning in `A' derive
- from historical use of the term `accumulator' (and not, actually,
- from `arithmetic'). Confusingly, though, an `A' register name
- prefix may also stand for `address', as for example on the
- Motorola 680x0 family. 2. A register being used for arithmetic or
- logic (as opposed to addressing or a loop index), especially one
- being used to accumulate a sum or count of many items. This use is
- in context of a particular routine or stretch of code. "The
- FOOBAZ routine uses A3 as an accumulator." 3. One's in-basket
- (esp. among old-timers who might use sense 1). "You want this
- reviewed? Sure, just put it in the accumulator." (See {stack}.)
-
- ACK: /ak/ interj. 1. [from the ASCII mnemonic for 0000110]
- Acknowledge. Used to register one's presence (compare mainstream
- *Yo!*). An appropriate response to {ping} or {ENQ}.
- 2. [from the comic strip "Bloom County"] An exclamation of
- surprised disgust, esp. in "Ack pffft!" Semi-humorous.
- Generally this sense is not spelled in caps (ACK) and is
- distinguished by a following exclamation point. 3. Used to
- politely interrupt someone to tell them you understand their point
- (see {NAK}). Thus, for example, you might cut off an overly
- long explanation with "Ack. Ack. Ack. I get it now".
-
- There is also a usage "ACK?" (from sense 1) meaning "Are you
- there?", often used in email when earlier mail has produced no
- reply, or during a lull in {talk mode} to see if the person has
- gone away (the standard humorous response is of course {NAK}
- (sense 2), i.e., "I'm not here").
-
- ad-hockery: /ad-hok'*r-ee/ [Purdue] n. 1. Gratuitous assumptions
- made inside certain programs, esp. expert systems, which lead to
- the appearance of semi-intelligent behavior but are in fact
- entirely arbitrary. For example, fuzzy-matching input tokens that
- might be typing errors against a symbol table can make it look as
- though a program knows how to spell. 2. Special-case code to cope
- with some awkward input that would otherwise cause a program to
- {choke}, presuming normal inputs are dealt with in some cleaner
- and more regular way. Also called `ad-hackery', `ad-hocity'
- (/ad-hos'*-tee/). See also {ELIZA effect}.
-
- Ada:: n. A {{Pascal}}-descended language that has been made
- mandatory for Department of Defense software projects by the
- Pentagon. Hackers are nearly unanimous in observing that,
- technically, it is precisely what one might expect given that kind
- of endorsement by fiat; designed by committee, crockish, difficult
- to use, and overall a disastrous, multi-billion-dollar boondoggle
- (one common description is "The PL/I of the 1980s"). Hackers
- find Ada's exception-handling and inter-process communication
- features particularly hilarious. Ada Lovelace (the daughter of
- Lord Byron who became the world's first programmer while
- cooperating with Charles Babbage on the design of his mechanical
- computing engines in the mid-1800s) would almost certainly blanch
- at the use to which her name has latterly been put; the kindest
- thing that has been said about it is that there is probably a good
- small language screaming to get out from inside its vast,
- {elephantine} bulk.
-
- adger: /aj'r/ [UCLA] vt. To make a bonehead move with consequences
- that could have been foreseen with a slight amount of mental
- effort. E.g., "He started removing files and promptly adgered the
- whole project". Compare {dumbass attack}.
-
- admin: /ad-min'/ n. Short for `administrator'; very commonly
- used in speech or on-line to refer to the systems person in charge
- on a computer. Common constructions on this include `sysadmin'
- and `site admin' (emphasizing the administrator's role as a site
- contact for email and news) or `newsadmin' (focusing specifically
- on news). Compare {postmaster}, {sysop}, {system
- mangler}.
-
- ADVENT: /ad'vent/ n. The prototypical computer adventure game, first
- implemented on the {PDP-10} by Will Crowther as an attempt at
- computer-refereed fantasy gaming, and expanded into a
- puzzle-oriented game by Don Woods. Now better known as Adventure,
- but the {{TOPS-10}} operating system permitted only 6-letter
- filenames. See also {vadding}.
-
- This game defined the terse, dryly humorous style now expected in
- text adventure games, and popularized several tag lines that have
- become fixtures of hacker-speak: "A huge green fierce snake bars
- the way!" "I see no X here" (for some noun X). "You are in a
- maze of twisty little passages, all alike." "You are in a little
- maze of twisty passages, all different." The `magic words'
- {xyzzy} and {plugh} also derive from this game.
-
- Crowther, by the way, participated in the exploration of the
- Mammoth & Flint Ridge cave system; it actually *has* a
- `Colossal Cave' and a `Bedquilt' as in the game, and the `Y2' that
- also turns up is cavers' jargon for a map reference to a secondary
- entrance.
-
- AI-complete: /A-I k*m-pleet'/ [MIT, Stanford: by analogy with
- `NP-complete' (see {NP-})] adj. Used to describe problems or
- subproblems in AI, to indicate that the solution presupposes a
- solution to the `strong AI problem' (that is, the synthesis of a
- human-level intelligence). A problem that is AI-complete is, in
- other words, just too hard.
-
- Examples of AI-complete problems are `The Vision Problem'
- (building a system that can see as well as a human) and `The
- Natural Language Problem' (building a system that can understand
- and speak a natural language as well as a human). These may appear
- to be modular, but all attempts so far (1991) to solve them have
- foundered on the amount of context information and `intelligence'
- they seem to require. See also {gedanken}.
-
- AI koans: /A-I koh'anz/ pl.n. A series of pastiches of Zen
- teaching riddles created by Danny Hillis at the MIT AI Lab around
- various major figures of the Lab's culture (several are included in
- appendix A). See also {ha ha only serious}, {mu}, and
- {{Humor, Hacker}}.
-
- AIDS: /aydz/ n. Short for A* Infected Disk Syndrome (`A*' is a
- {glob} pattern that matches, but is not limited to, Apple),
- this condition is quite often the result of practicing unsafe
- {SEX}. See {virus}, {worm}, {Trojan horse},
- {virgin}.
-
- airplane rule: n. "Complexity increases the possibility of
- failure; a twin-engine airplane has twice as many engine problems
- as a single-engine airplane." By analogy, in both software and
- electronics, the rule that simplicity increases robustness (see
- also {KISS Principle}). It is correspondingly argued that the
- right way to build reliable systems is to put all your eggs in one
- basket, after making sure that you've built a really *good*
- basket.
-
- aliasing bug: n. A class of subtle programming errors that can
- arise in code that does dynamic allocation, esp. via
- `malloc(3)' or equivalent. If more than one pointer addresses
- (`aliases for') a given hunk of storage, it may happen that the
- storage is freed through one alias and then referenced through
- another, which may lead to subtle (and possibly intermittent) lossage
- depending on the state and the allocation history of the malloc
- {arena}. Avoidable by use of allocation strategies that never
- alias allocated core. Also avoidable by use of higher-level
- languages, such as {LISP}, which employ a garbage collector
- (see {GC}). Also called a {stale pointer bug}. See also
- {precedence lossage}, {smash the stack}, {fandango on core},
- {memory leak}, {overrun screw}, {spam}.
-
- Historical note: Though this term is nowadays associated with
- C programming, it was already in use in a very similar sense in the
- Algol-60 and FORTRAN communities in the 1960s.
-
- all-elbows: adj. Of a TSR (terminate-and-stay-resident) IBM PC
- program, such as the N pop-up calendar and calculator utilities
- that circulate on {BBS} systems: unsociable. Used to describe a
- program that rudely steals the resources that it needs without
- considering that other TSRs may also be resident. One particularly
- common form of rudeness is lock-up due to programs fighting over
- the keyboard interrupt. See also {mess-dos}.
-
- alpha particles: n. See {bit rot}.
-
- ALT: /awlt/ 1. n. The ALT shift key on an IBM PC or {clone}.
- 2. [possibly lowercased] n. The `clover' or `Command' key on a
- Macintosh; use of this term usually reveals that the speaker hacked
- PCs before coming to the Mac (see also {command key}). Some Mac
- hackers, confusingly, reserve `ALT' for the Option key. 3. n.obs.
- [PDP-10] Alternate name for the ASCII ESC character (ASCII
- 0011011), after the keycap labeling on some older terminals. Also
- `ALTMODE' (/awlt'mohd/). This character was almost never
- pronounced `escape' on an ITS system, in {TECO}, or under
- TOPS-10 --- always ALT, as in "Type ALT ALT to end a TECO
- command" or "ALT U onto the system" (for "log onto the [ITS]
- system"). This was probably because ALT is more convenient to say
- than `escape', especially when followed by another ALT or a
- character (or another ALT *and* a character, for that matter).
-
- alt bit: /awlt bit/ [from alternate] adj. See {meta bit}.
-
- Aluminum Book: [MIT] n. `Common LISP: The Language', by
- Guy L. Steele Jr. (Digital Press, first edition 1984, second
- edition 1990). Note that due to a technical screwup some printings
- of the second edition are actually of a color the author describes
- succinctly as "yucky green". See also {{book titles}}.
-
- amoeba: n. Humorous term for the Commodore Amiga personal computer.
-
- amp off: [Purdue] vt. To run in {background}. From the UNIX shell `&'
- operator.
-
- amper: n. Common abbreviation for the name of the ampersand (`&',
- ASCII 0100110) character. See {ASCII} for other synonyms.
-
- angle brackets: n. Either of the characters `<' (ASCII
- 0111100) and `>' (ASCII 0111110) (ASCII less-than or
- greater-than signs). The {Real World} angle brackets used by
- typographers are actually taller than a less-than or greater-than
- sign.
- See {broket}, {{ASCII}}.
-
- angry fruit salad: n. A bad visual-interface design that uses too
- many colors. This derives, of course, from the bizarre day-glo
- colors found in canned fruit salad. Too often one sees similar
- affects from interface designers using color window systems such as
- {X}; there is a tendency to create displays that are flashy and
- attention-getting but uncomfortable for long-term use.
-
- AOS: 1. /aws/ (East Coast), /ay-os/ (West Coast) [based on a
- PDP-10 increment instruction] vt.,obs. To increase the amount of
- something. "AOS the campfire." Usage: considered silly, and now
- obsolete. Now largely supplanted by {bump}. See {SOS}. 2. A
- {{Multics}}-derived OS supported at one time by Data General. This
- was pronounced /A-O-S/ or /A-os/. A spoof of the standard
- AOS system administrator's manual (`How to load and generate
- your AOS system') was created, issued a part number, and circulated
- as photocopy folklore. It was called `How to goad and
- levitate your chaos system'. 3. Algebraic Operating System, in
- reference to those calculators which use infix instead of postfix
- (reverse Polish) notation.
-
- Historical note: AOS in sense 1 was the name of a {PDP-10}
- instruction that took any memory location in the computer and added
- 1 to it; AOS meant `Add One and do not Skip'. Why, you may ask,
- does the `S' stand for `do not Skip' rather than for `Skip'? Ah,
- here was a beloved piece of PDP-10 folklore. There were eight such
- instructions: AOSE added 1 and then skipped the next instruction
- if the result was Equal to zero; AOSG added 1 and then skipped if
- the result was Greater than 0; AOSN added 1 and then skipped
- if the result was Not 0; AOSA added 1 and then skipped Always;
- and so on. Just plain AOS didn't say when to skip, so it never
- skipped.
-
- For similar reasons, AOJ meant `Add One and do not Jump'. Even
- more bizarre, SKIP meant `do not SKIP'! If you wanted to skip the
- next instruction, you had to say `SKIPA'. Likewise, JUMP meant
- `do not JUMP'; the unconditional form was JUMPA. However, hackers
- never did this. By some quirk of the 10's design, the {JRST}
- (Jump and ReSTore flag with no flag specified) was actually faster
- and so was invariably used. Such were the perverse mysteries of
- assembler programming.
-
- app: /ap/ n. Short for `application program', as opposed to a
- systems program. What systems vendors are forever chasing
- developers to create for their environments so they can sell more
- boxes. Hackers tend not to think of the things they themselves run
- as apps; thus, in hacker parlance the term excludes compilers,
- program editors, games, and messaging systems, though a user would
- consider all those to be apps. Oppose {tool}, {operating
- system}.
-
- arc: [primarily MSDOS] vt. To create a compressed {archive} from a
- group of files using SEA ARC, PKWare PKARC, or a compatible
- program. Rapidly becoming obsolete as the ARC compression method
- is falling into disuse, having been replaced by newer compression
- techniques. See {tar and feather}, {zip}.
-
- arc wars: [primarily MSDOS] n. {holy wars} over which archiving
- program one should use. The first arc war was sparked when System
- Enhancement Associates (SEA) sued PKWare for copyright and
- trademark infringement on its ARC program. PKWare's PKARC
- outperformed ARC on both compression and speed while largely
- retaining compatibility (it introduced a new compression type that
- could be disabled for backward-compatibility). PKWare settled out
- of court to avoid enormous legal costs (both SEA and PKWare are
- small companies); as part of the settlement, the name of PKARC was
- changed to PKPAK. The public backlash against SEA for bringing
- suit helped to hasten the demise of ARC as a standard when PKWare
- and others introduced new, incompatible archivers with better
- compression algorithms.
-
- archive: n. 1. A collection of several files bundled into one file
- by a program such as `ar(1)', `tar(1)', `cpio(1)',
- or {arc} for shipment or archiving (sense 2). See also {tar
- and feather}. 2. A collection of files or archives (sense 1) made
- available from an `archive site' via {FTP} or an email server.
-
- arena: [UNIX] n. The area of memory attached to a process by
- `brk(2)' and `sbrk(2)' and used by `malloc(3)' as
- dynamic storage. So named from a semi-mythical `malloc:
- corrupt arena' message supposedly emitted when some early versions
- became terminally confused. See {overrun screw}, {aliasing
- bug}, {memory leak}, {smash the stack}.
-
- arg: /arg/ n. Abbreviation for `argument' (to a function),
- used so often as to have become a new word (like `piano' from
- `pianoforte'). "The sine function takes 1 arg, but the
- arc-tangent function can take either 1 or 2 args." Compare
- {param}, {parm}, {var}.
-
- armor-plated: n. Syn. for {bulletproof}.
-
- asbestos: adj. Used as a modifier to anything intended to protect
- one from {flame}s. Important cases of this include {asbestos
- longjohns} and {asbestos cork award}, but it is used more
- generally.
-
- asbestos cork award: n. Once, long ago at MIT, there was a {flamer}
- so consistently obnoxious that another hacker designed, had made,
- and distributed posters announcing that said flamer had been
- nominated for the `asbestos cork award'. Persons in any doubt as
- to the intended application of the cork should consult the
- etymology under {flame}. Since then, it is agreed that only a
- select few have risen to the heights of bombast required to earn
- this dubious dignity --- but there is no agreement on *which*
- few.
-
- asbestos longjohns: n. Notional garments often donned by {USENET}
- posters just before emitting a remark they expect will elicit
- {flamage}. This is the most common of the {asbestos} coinages.
- Also `asbestos underwear', `asbestos overcoat', etc.
-
- ASCII:: [American Standard Code for Information Interchange]
- /as'kee/ n. The predominant character set encoding of present-day
- computers. Uses 7 bits for each character, whereas most earlier
- codes (including an early version of ASCII) used fewer. This
- change allowed the inclusion of lowercase letters --- a major
- {win} --- but it did not provide for accented letters or any
- other letterforms not used in English (such as the German sharp-S
- and the ae-ligature
- which is a letter in, for example, Norwegian). It could be worse,
- though. It could be much worse. See {{EBCDIC}} to understand how.
-
- Computers are much pickier and less flexible about spelling than
- humans; thus, hackers need to be very precise when talking about
- characters, and have developed a considerable amount of verbal
- shorthand for them. Every character has one or more names --- some
- formal, some concise, some silly. Common jargon names for ASCII
- characters are collected here. See also individual entries for
- {bang}, {excl}, {open}, {ques}, {semi}, {shriek},
- {splat}, {twiddle}, and {Yu-Shiang Whole Fish}.
-
- This list derives from revision 2.3 of the USENET ASCII
- pronunciation guide. Single characters are listed in ASCII order;
- character pairs are sorted in by first member. For each character,
- common names are given in rough order of popularity, followed by
- names that are reported but rarely seen; official ANSI/CCITT names
- are surrounded by brokets: <>. Square brackets mark the
- particularly silly names introduced by {INTERCAL}. Ordinary
- parentheticals provide some usage information.
-
- !
- Common: {bang}; pling; excl; shriek; <exclamation mark>.
- Rare: factorial; exclam; smash; cuss; boing; yell; wow; hey;
- wham; [spark-spot]; soldier.
-
- "
- Common: double quote; quote. Rare: literal mark;
- double-glitch; <quotation marks>; <dieresis>; dirk;
- [rabbit-ears]; double prime.
-
- #
- Common: <number sign>; pound; pound sign; hash; sharp;
- {crunch}; hex; [mesh]; octothorpe. Rare: flash; crosshatch;
- grid; pig-pen; tictactoe; scratchmark; thud; thump; {splat}.
-
- $
- Common: dollar; <dollar sign>. Rare: currency symbol; buck;
- cash; string (from BASIC); escape (when used as the echo of
- ASCII ESC); ding; cache; [big money].
-
- %
- Common: percent; <percent sign>; mod; grapes. Rare:
- [double-oh-seven].
-
- &
- Common: <ampersand>; amper; and. Rare: address (from C);
- reference (from C++); andpersand; bitand; background (from
- `sh(1)'); pretzel; amp. [INTERCAL called this `ampersand';
- what could be sillier?]
-
- '
- Common: single quote; quote; <apostrophe>. Rare: prime;
- glitch; tick; irk; pop; [spark]; <closing single quotation
- mark>; <acute accent>.
-
- ()
- Common: left/right paren; left/right parenthesis; left/right; paren/thesis;
- open/close paren; open/close; open/close parenthesis; left/right banana.
- Rare: so/al-ready; lparen/rparen; <opening/closing parenthesis>;
- open/close round bracket, parenthisey/unparenthisey; [wax/wane];
- left/right ear.
-
- *
- Common: star; [{splat}]; <asterisk>. Rare: wildcard; gear;
- dingle; mult; spider; aster; times; twinkle; glob (see
- {glob}); {Nathan Hale}.
-
- +
- Common: <plus>; add. Rare: cross; [intersection].
-
- ,
- Common: <comma>. Rare: <cedilla>; [tail].
-
- -
- Common: dash; <hyphen>; <minus>. Rare: [worm]; option; dak;
- bithorpe.
-
- .
- Common: dot; point; <period>; <decimal point>. Rare: radix
- point; full stop; [spot].
-
- /
- Common: slash; stroke; <slant>; forward slash. Rare:
- diagonal; solidus; over; slak; virgule; [slat].
-
- :
- Common: <colon>. Rare: dots; [two-spot].
-
- ;
- Common: <semicolon>; semi. Rare: weenie; [hybrid],
- pit-thwong.
-
- <>
- Common: <less/greater than>; left/right angle bracket;
- bra/ket; left/right broket. Rare: from/{into, towards}; read
- from/write to; suck/blow; comes-from/gozinta; in/out;
- crunch/zap (all from UNIX); [angle/right angle].
-
- =
- Common: <equals>; gets; takes. Rare: quadrathorpe;
- [half-mesh].
-
- ?
- Common: query; <question mark>; {ques}. Rare: whatmark;
- [what]; wildchar; huh; hook; buttonhook; hunchback.
-
- @
- Common: at sign; at; strudel. Rare: each; vortex; whorl;
- [whirlpool]; cyclone; snail; ape; cat; rose; cabbage;
- <commercial at>.
-
- V
- Rare: [book].
-
- []
- Common: left/right square bracket; <opening/closing bracket>;
- bracket/unbracket; left/right bracket. Rare: square/unsquare;
- [U turn/U turn back].
-
- \
- Common: backslash; escape (from C/UNIX); reverse slash; slosh;
- backslant; backwhack. Rare: bash; <reverse slant>; reversed
- virgule; [backslat].
-
- ^
- Common: hat; control; uparrow; caret; <circumflex>. Rare:
- chevron; [shark (or shark-fin)]; to the (`to the power of');
- fang; pointer (in Pascal).
-
- _
- Common: <underline>; underscore; underbar; under. Rare:
- score; backarrow; [flatworm].
-
- `
- Common: backquote; left quote; left single quote; open quote;
- <grave accent>; grave. Rare: backprime; [backspark];
- unapostrophe; birk; blugle; back tick; back glitch; push;
- <opening single quotation mark>; quasiquote.
-
- {}
- Common: open/close brace; left/right brace; left/right
- squiggly; left/right squiggly bracket/brace; left/right curly
- bracket/brace; <opening/closing brace>. Rare: brace/unbrace;
- curly/uncurly; leftit/rytit; left/right squirrelly;
- [embrace/bracelet].
-
- |
- Common: bar; or; or-bar; v-bar; pipe; vertical bar. Rare:
- <vertical line>; gozinta; thru; pipesinta (last three from
- UNIX); [spike].
-
- ~
- Common: <tilde>; squiggle; {twiddle}; not. Rare: approx;
- wiggle; swung dash; enyay; [sqiggle (sic)].
-
- The pronunciation of `#' as `pound' is common in the U.S. but
- a bad idea; {{Commonwealth Hackish}} has its own, rather more apposite
- use of `pound sign' (confusingly, on British keyboards the pound
- graphic
- happens to replace `#'; thus Britishers sometimes call `#'
- on a U.S.-ASCII keyboard `pound', compounding the American error).
- The U.S. usage derives from an old-fashioned commercial practice of
- using a `#' suffix to tag pound weights on bills of lading.
- The character is usually pronounced `hash' outside the U.S.
-
- The `uparrow' name for circumflex and `leftarrow' name for
- underline are historical relics from archaic ASCII (the 1963
- version), which had these graphics in those character positions
- rather than the modern punctuation characters.
-
- The `swung dash' or `approximation' sign is not quite the same
- as tilde in typeset material
- but the ASCII tilde serves for both (compare {angle
- brackets}).
-
- Some other common usages cause odd overlaps. The `#',
- `$', `>', and `&' characters, for example, are all
- pronounced "hex" in different communities because various
- assemblers use them as a prefix tag for hexadecimal constants (in
- particular, `#' in many assembler-programming cultures,
- `$' in the 6502 world, `>' at Texas Instruments, and
- `&' on the BBC Micro, Sinclair, and some Z80 machines). See
- also {splat}.
-
- The inability of ASCII text to correctly represent any of the
- world's other major languages makes the designers' choice of 7 bits
- look more and more like a serious {misfeature} as the use of
- international networks continues to increase (see {software
- rot}). Hardware and software from the U.S. still tends to embody
- the assumption that ASCII is the universal character set; this is a
- a major irritant to people who want to use a character set suited
- to their own languages. Perversely, though, efforts to solve this
- problem by proliferating `national' character sets produce an
- evolutionary pressure to use a *smaller* subset common to all
- those in use.
-
-
- ASCII art: n. The fine art of drawing diagrams using the ASCII
- character set (mainly `|', `-', `/', `\', and
- `+'). Also known as `character graphics' or `ASCII
- graphics'; see also {boxology}. Here is a serious example:
-
-
- o----)||(--+--|<----+ +---------o + D O
- L )||( | | | C U
- A I )||( +-->|-+ | +-\/\/-+--o - T
- C N )||( | | | | P
- E )||( +-->|-+--)---+--)|--+-o U
- )||( | | | GND T
- o----)||(--+--|<----+----------+
-
- A power supply consisting of a full
- wave rectifier circuit feeding a
- capacitor input filter circuit
-
- Figure 1.
-
- And here are some very silly examples:
-
-
- |\/\/\/| ____/| ___ |\_/| ___
- | | \ o.O| ACK! / \_ |` '| _/ \
- | | =(_)= THPHTH! / \/ \/ \
- | (o)(o) U / \
- C _) (__) \/\/\/\ _____ /\/\/\/
- | ,___| (oo) \/ \/
- | / \/-------\ U (__)
- /____\ || | \ /---V `v'- oo )
- / \ ||---W|| * * |--| || |`. |_/\
-
- Figure 2.
-
- There is an important subgenre of humorous ASCII art that takes
- advantage of the names of the various characters to tell a
- pun-based joke.
-
- +--------------------------------------------------------+
- | ^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
- | ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ |
- | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
- | ^^^^^^^ B ^^^^^^^^^ |
- | ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
- +--------------------------------------------------------+
- " A Bee in the Carrot Patch "
-
- Figure 3.
-
- Within humorous ASCII art, there is for some reason an entire
- flourishing subgenre of pictures of silly cows. Four of these are
- reproduced in Figure 2; here are three more:
-
-
- (__) (__) (__)
- (\/) ($$) (**)
- /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
- / | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
- * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
-
- Figure 4.
-
- attoparsec: n. `atto-' is the standard SI prefix for
- multiplication by 10^{-18}. A parsec (parallax-second) is
- 3.26 light-years; an attoparsec is thus 3.26 * 10^{-18} light
- years, or about 3.1 cm (thus, 1 attoparsec/{microfortnight}
- equals about 1 inch/sec). This unit is reported to be in use
- (though probably not very seriously) among hackers in the U.K. See
- {micro-}.
-
- autobogotiphobia: /aw'to-boh-got`*-foh'bee-*/ n. See {bogotify}.
-
- automagically: /aw-toh-maj'i-klee/ or /aw-toh-maj'i-k*l-ee/ adv.
- Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically
- because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too
- trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you. See
- {magic}. "The C-INTERCAL compiler generates C, then automagically
- invokes `cc(1)' to produce an executable."
-
- avatar: [CMU, Tektronix] n. Syn. {root}, {superuser}. There
- are quite a few UNIX machines on which the name of the superuser
- account is `avatar' rather than `root'. This quirk was
- originated by a CMU hacker who disliked the term `superuser',
- and was propagated through an ex-CMU hacker at Tektronix.
-
- awk: 1. n. [UNIX techspeak] An interpreted language for massaging
- text data developed by Alfred Aho, Peter Weinberger, and Brian
- Kernighan (the name is from their initials). It is characterized
- by C-like syntax, a declaration-free approach to variable typing
- and declarations, associative arrays, and field-oriented text
- processing. See also {Perl}. 2. n. Editing term for an
- expression awkward to manipulate through normal {regexp}
- facilities (for example, one containing a {newline}). 3. vt. To
- process data using `awk(1)'.
-